Roast My Landing Page

Brutal-but-fair roast of your landing page in 30 seconds.

Step 1 of 1

Drop your URL.

  • No signup
  • Result in <30s
  • Output is yours to keep

What is KAIROS

A marketing team that ships. On autopilot.

Not another chatbot. Not another generator. KAIROS is 9 specialized AI agents that run your marketing the way a real team would — every week, in your voice, with the work actually shipped.

01

Plug in your site

We read your product, your voice, who you sell to. Two minutes, no setup.

02

Meet your 9-agent team

Specialists for content, SEO, distribution, ads, analytics. One team lead routing everything.

03

Wake up to the work shipped

Posts published, articles ranked, audits done, comments replied to. Every week, in your voice.

The team

Nine specialists. One team lead.

See what each one does →
  • Free trial available
  • Cancel anytime
  • Writes in your voice
  • Built for indie & SMB

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Get a marketing team that ships.

KAIROS is the AI marketing team that does — every week — what this tool just did in 30 seconds. 9 specialists, one team lead, all in your voice. No hires. No agency fees.

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On Roast My Landing Page specifically

This roast is one frame. KAIROS gives you a real CMO who watches your landing page evolve every week — and ships fixes.

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